Since I just bought the latest Celine Dion album yesterday, I counted that I had 19 of her cds, plus three of her singles for a grand total of 22. So I wonder how many songs that would include? Plus I have songs of hers on other albums like soundtracks. So here are all the Celine Dion songs I own:

From The Collection 1982-1988
Disc 1:
1. Ne Partez Pas Sans Moi
2. D'amour Ou D'amitié
3. Visa Pour les Beaxu Jours
4. Les Oiseaux du Bonheur
5. Tellement J'ai D'amour Pour Toi
6. La Religieuse
7. C'est Pour Toi
8. Avec Toi
9. Mon Rêve de Toujours
10. Du Soleil au Coeur
11. A Quatre Pas D'ici
12. Un Amour Pour Moi
13. Billy
14. Comment T'aimer
From Disc 2:
15. Mon Ami M'a Quittée
16. La Dodo La Do
17. Hymne Á L'amitié
18. Je Ne Veux Pas
19. C'est Pour Vivre
20. En Amour
21. Ne Me Plaignez Pas
22. Les Chemins de Ma Maison
23. Hello Mister Sam
24. Trois Heures Vingt
25. Trop Jeune Á Dix Sept Ans
26. Paul et Virginie
27. La Voix du Bon Dieu
28. Benjamin
From Incognito:
29. Incognito
30. Lolita (Trop Jeune Pour Aimer)
31. On Traverse Un Mirroir
32. Partout Je Te Vois
33. Jours de Fièvre
34. D'abord, C'est Quoi L'amour
35. Délivre-moi
36. Comme un Coeur Froid
From Unison:
37. (If There Was) Any Other Way
38. If Love is Out the Question
39. Where Does My Heart Beat Now
40. The Last to Know
41. I'm Loving Every Moment With You
42. Love by Another Name
43. Unison
44. I Feel Too Much
45. If We Could Start Over
46. Have a Heart
From Dion Chante Plamondon:
47. Des Mots Qui Sonnent
48. Le Monde est Stone
49. Le Fils de Superman
50. Je Danse Dans Ma Tête
51. Le Blues du Businessman
52. Un Garçon Pas Comme les Autres (Ziggy)
53. Quelqu'un que J'aime, Quelqu'un Qui M'aime
54. Les Uns Contres les Autres
55. Oxygène
56. L'amour Existe Encore
From Celine Dion:
57. Love Can Move Mountains
58. Show Some Emotion
59. If You Asked Me To
60. If You Could See Me Now
61. Halfway to Heaven
62. Did you give enough love
63. If I Were you
64. Beauty and the Beast
65. I Love You, Goodbye
66. Little Bit of Love
67. Water From the Moon
68. With this Tear
69. Nothing Broken But My Heart
From The Colour of My Love:
70. The Power of Love
71. Misled
72. Think Twice
73. Only One Road
74. Everybody's Talking My Baby Down
75. Next Plane Out
76. Real Emotion
77. When I Fall in Love
78. Love Doesn't Ask Why
79. Refuse to Dance
80. I Remember L.A.
81. No Living Without Loving You
82. Lovin' Proof
83. The Colour of My Love
From Celine Dion A L'Olympia:
84. Des Mots Qui Sonnent
85. Where Does My Heart Beat Now
86. L'amour existe encore
87. Je Danse dans ma Tete
88. Calling You
89. Elle
90. Medley Starmania
91. Le Blues du Businessman
92. Le Fils de Superman
93. Love Can Move Mountains
94. Ziggy (Un Garçon Pas Comme les Autres)
95. The Power of Love
96. Quand on N'a Que L'amour
From The French Album:
97. Pour Que Tu M'aimes Encore
98. Le Ballet
99. Regarde-moi
100. Je Sais Pas
101. La Memoire D'Abraham
102. Cherche Encore
103. Destin
104. Les Derniers Seront les Premiers
105. J'irai où Tu Iras
106. J'attendais
107. Prière Païenne
108. Vole
From Falling Into You:
109. It's All Coming Back To Me Now
110. Because You Loved Me
111. Falling Into You
112. Make You Happy
113. Seduces Me
114. All By Myself
115. Declaration of Love
116. Dreaming of You
117. I Love You
118. If That's What It Takes
119. I Don't Know
120. River Deep, Mountain High
121. Call The Man
122. Fly
From a single:
123. It's All Coming Back to Me Now (radio edit)
124. The Power of the Dream
From another single:
125. It's All Coming Back to Me Now (radio edit)
126. The Power of the Dream
127. Fly
128. Where Does My Heart Beat Now (Live)
From Live A Paris:
129. J'attendais
130. Destin
131. The Power of Love
132. Regarde-moi
133. River Deep, Mountain High
134. Un Garçon Pas Comme Les Autres (Ziggy)
135. Les Derniers Seront les Premiers
136. J'irai où Tu Iras
137. Je Sais Pas
138. Le Ballet
139. Prière Païenne
140. Pour Que Tu M'aimes Encore
141. Quand On N'a Que L'amour
142. Vole
143. To Love You More
From Let's Talk About Love:
144. The Reason
145. Immortality
146. Treat Her Like a Lady
147. Why Oh Why
148. Love is on the Way
149. Tell Him
150. Where is the Love
151. When I Need You
152. Miles to Go (Before I Sleep)
153. Us
154. Just a Little Bit of Love
155. My Heart Will Go On
156. I Love You Then I Hate You
157. To Love You More
158. Let's Talk About Love
From My Heart Will Go On single:
159. My Heart Will Go On (Album version)
160. My Heart Will Go On (Tony Moran Mix)
161. My Heart Will Go On (Richie Jones Mix)
162. My Heart Will Go On (Soul Solution)
From These Are Speical Times:
163. O Holy Night
164. Don't Save it All For Christmas Day
165. Blue Christmas
166. Another Year Has Gone By
167. The Magic of Christmas Day (God Bless Us Everyone)
168. Ave Maria
169. Adeste Fidels (O Come All Ye Faithful)
170. The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire)
171. The Prayer
172. Brahms' Lullaby
173. Christmas Eve
174. These Are Special Times
175. Happy Xmas (War is Over)
176. I'm Your Angel
177. Feliz Navidad
178. Les Cloches du Hameau
From S'il Suffisait D'aimer
179. Je Crois Toi
180. Zora Sourit
181. On Ne Change Pas
182. Je Chanterai
183. Terre
184. En Attendant Ses Pas
185. Papillon
186. L'abandon
187. Dans un Autre Monde
188. Sur le Même Bateau
189. Tous les Blues Sont Ècrits Pour Toi
190. S'il Suffisait D'aimer
From Au Coeur Du Stade:
191. Let's Talk About Love
192. Dans un Autre Monde
193. Je Sais Pas
194. Je Crois Toi
195. Terre
196. J'irai où Tu Iras
197. S'il Suffisait D'aimer
198. On Ne Change Pas
199. Medley Acoustique
200. Pour Que Tu M'aimes Encore
201. My Heart Will Go On
From All the Way...A Decade of Songs:
202. The Power of Love
203. If You Asked Me To
204. Beauty and the Beast
205. Because You Loved Me
206. It's All Coming Back To Me Now
207. Love Can Move Mountains
208. To Love You More
209. My Heart Will Go On
210. I'm Your Angel
211. That's the Way It Is
212. If Walls Could Talk
213. The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
214. All the Way
215. Then You Look at Me
216. I Want You To Need Me
217. Live
From The Collectors Series Volume 1:
218. The Power of the Dream
219. Where Does My Heart Beat Now
220. Us
221. The Reason
222. Seduces Me
223. With This Tear
224. Falling Into You
225. Pour Que Tu M'aimes Encore
226. Un Garçon Pas Comme les Autres (Ziggy)
227. Be The Man (On This Night) (Japanese version)
228. Tell Him
229. The Prayer
230. All By Myself (Spanish Version)
231. Amar Haciendo El Amor
232. Only One Road
233. That's the Way It Is
From A New Day Has Come:
234. I'm Alive
235. Right In Front of You
236. Have You Ever Been in Love
237. Rain, Tax (It's Inevitable)
238. A New Day Has Come (Radio remix)
239. Ten Days
240. Goodbye's (The Saddest Word)
241. Prayer
242. I Surrender
243. At Last
244. Sorry For Love
245. Aun Existe Amor
246. The Greatest Reward
247. When the Wrong One Loves You Right
248. A New Days Has Come
249. Nature Boy
From One Heart:
250. I Drove All Night
251. Love is All We Need
252. Faith
253. In His Touch
254. One Heart
255. Stand By Your Side
256. Naked
257. Sorry For Love (2003 Version)
258. Have You Ever Been in Love
259. Reveal
260. Coulda Woulda Shoulda
261. Forget Me Not
262. I Know What Love Is
263. Je T'aime Encore
From the CD my brother burned for me:
264. Your Light
265. Send Me a Lover
From the Beauty and the Beast soundtrack:
266. Beauty and the Beast
From the Titanic soundtrack:
267. My Heart Will Go On
From the Back to Titanic soundtrack:
268. My Heart Will Go On (with dialouge)
From The All Time Greatest Movie Songs
269. My Heart Will Go On
From God Bless America:
270. God Bless America
From Divas Live
271. River Deep, Mountain High
272. The Reason
273. My Heart Will Go On
274. You've Got a Friend
275. A Natural Woman
276. Testimony
From downloaded songs:
277. Your Light
278. Send Me a Lover
279. Shook Me All Night Long
280. Twist and Shout
281. Tears in Heaven
282. That's the Way It Is (with Nsync)
283. You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman
284. Immortality (live)
285. Helene
286. Be the Man
287. Unison (live)
288. Unison (Hot Track Remix)
289. Just Walk Away
290. Because You Loved Me (Remix)
291. I Can't Help Falling In Love With You
292. Somewhere Over the Rainbow
293. What a Feeling
294. Wind Beneath My Wings
295. Incognito (live)
296. The Power of the Dream (Live)
297. My Heart Will Go On (Hollywood Radio Remix)
298. My Heart Will Go On (With Dialogue)
299. My Heart Will Go On (With more dialogue)
300. My Heart Will Go On (Tony Moran Dance Mix)
301. My Heart Will Go On (South Park Remix)
302. It's Only Love
303. Everything I Do, I Do it For You

Holy fuck that's a lotta songs!!

Today I was a victim of an April Fool's joke. Well, along with the other students in my American Lit. class. Prof. J. told us to put our books away and passed around a piece of paper and said we couldn't flip it over until everyone had one. When we all did, he said we could start on it. There were two paragraphs. The first one said that we would do well on this quiz if we read Ethan Frome and Their Eyes Were Watching God. But if we didn't do well, then our grade would drop one letter grade. Well, I began to panic because I did read them, but that doesn't mean I understood them! Then the second paragraph was the essay question which was just what the fuck? It said Please compare the deconstructive narrative technique exhibted in Ethan Frome with the oral/discursive structure of Their Eyes Were Watching God. Of course, if you prefer, you could simply remember what day it is and smile. And allow yourself to breath a lot easier! LOL he got us pretty good. It was pretty funny.

During my break I got Celine Dion's latest CD because I'm her bitch. Then I got some grub at Burger King and ate that while I waited for CW.

We did this funny excercise in CW where she passed around a dictionary and told us to open up to a random page and write down a word we didn't know the word to. My word was obsequy in case anybody cared. But what was really funny was that someone's word was furbelow and it just cracked everyone up especially when we had to write a poem using all the words and the first sentence of the poem was His furbelow looked me in the eye. That just cracked everyone up.

We watched Taxi Driver in movie class. I HATED that movie! Awful, awful, awful!