Ugh, I had the worst dream last night: I dreamt that Crash won Best Picture and....oh, wait a minute! Crap! Seriously, when Jack Nicholson said "Crash," I thought he was JOKING! I thought he had misread it. I thought I had misunderstood him. But nooo...Crash had won. I said "WHAT THE FUCK?" out loud when I realized Crash had indeed won. I wanted to cry. There is NO WAY IN HELL Crash is best picture material. Yes, I thought it was a good movie and tackled important issues, but to me, it was only slightly better than an after-school special. Brokeback Mountain was the best movie of the year, and at least the Golden Globes and Baftas among others agree with me. Hell, Crash wasn't even nominated for a Golden Globe.

( Oscar talk with Mr. Critic )

I am extremely happy that Ang Lee won. No surprise in the four major acting categories. George Clooney is one classy guy. He's very reminiscent of the Old Hollywood era, methinks he grew up in the wrong decade! I didn't think "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" to win best song, guess I was wrong. Heh, I loved Queen Latifah's reaction. I thought Jon Stewart did a good job, I liked the opening where he finds himself in bed with Halle Berry, then George Clooney.

( Irvin saw GoF )

Thank the Lord! Jamie was voted off Survivor tonight. That was so awesome. He was getting so paranoid and kept asking Rafe if he was going to be voted off. Ugh, shut up, asshat! I'm so glad his whiny ass is gone!

Today in Oral Lit we were divided in partners and I was paired with Anne and her story had a mention of the cartoon Duck Tales, and I told her I used to watch that show all the time, then somehow we got on the subject of other afternoon TV shows we used to watch like Where in the Carmen Sandiego and how we both used to play that computer game all the time, lol. Then I brought up the Oregon Trail and she said she remembered playing that and how you could name your people. Oh, man, that game was so lame, but my fifth grade self totally loved it.

Yesterday the American men won the 4 X 200 swimming relay and today the American women won it! Yay! Of course it wasn't as exciting as the men, since they were well ahead of the other countries. They even beat the world record! Yay! China came in second and Germany came in third. I don't know what happened to Australia! They came in fourth! The commentators said they thought this was gonna be like the race with the men, with the Yanks and the Aussies duking it out.

Paul Hamm won the gold in the men's all around in gymnastics! I couldn't believe it! At first he was in second, then he took a horrendous spill after he did the vault which brought him down to 12th place. He had two more apparatuses to go and got really great scores on them and managaed to nab the gold medal! Amazing!

Ugh..Irvin is driving me crazy! Just look at this convo I had with him just tonight:

Irvin Malcolm: Hey, Sara.
PatriotiChica: hey
Irvin Malcolm: Are you watching the Olympics?
PatriotiChica: hehe...kinda...i have the tv on in the next room
Irvin Malcolm: I'm proud to say, it's been, like, what almost a week.
Irvin Malcolm: I have not seen a single second of Olympic coverage.
PatriotiChica: LOL...it will be a week this Saturday
PatriotiChica: You didn't watch the Opening Ceremony?
Irvin Malcolm: no.
Irvin Malcolm: I don't see why the hell you would watch the Olympics.
PatriotiChica: They're fun!!
Irvin Malcolm: Everyone knows your country is gonna win dozens of medals.
PatriotiChica: and the races are exciting!
Irvin Malcolm: I don't see the point of watching....
Irvin Malcolm: since I know we're gonna get our asses kicked.
PatriotiChica: Last night there was a really close swimming race between the Americans and the Australians...it was really close
Irvin Malcolm: Ooooooh! Americans and Australians.
PatriotiChica: LOL
Irvin Malcolm: I mean, seriously.
PatriotiChica: it was excting, damnit!
Irvin Malcolm: No. It's not.
PatriotiChica: Yes it was!!!
Irvin Malcolm: It's only exciting if you have a chance at winning or losing.
Irvin Malcolm: Your goal is to get as many gold medals as possible.
Irvin Malcolm: Our country's goal is to get a medal...any medal.
PatriotiChica: people are happy if they get a silver or bronze...sure they want a gold
Irvin Malcolm: The only sport where we have a good chance at ever getting a bronze medal is boxing.
Irvin Malcolm: That's the most we ever get most of the time.
Irvin Malcolm: Well, one time we managed a silver.
Irvin Malcolm: But that's it.
PatriotiChica: Well, you have less athletes...so of course we're gonna get more
Irvin Malcolm: Most other years, we only get ONE bronze in boxing.
Irvin Malcolm: Yes, we have a lot less athletes because WE don't have enough money to train a lot of people and give them performance-enhancing drugs unlike you Americans.
PatriotiChica: Well since you don't even care about the Olympics, why are you whining about it???
PatriotiChica: and also, the last time I checked, China and Australia had more gold medals than we did
Irvin Malcolm: I just want to be the party pooper on the cheerleading bandwagon that is rooting for the ones that dominate every fucking year that is the Olympics.
Irvin Malcolm: How many medals overall?
PatriotiChica: for the US?
Irvin Malcolm: yes. are you number one?
PatriotiChica: no, #3
Irvin Malcolm: overall medals?
PatriotiChica: yeah
PatriotiChica: at least we were yesterday
Irvin Malcolm: You are always in the top 5, I know that much.
Irvin Malcolm: We are lucky to get just one bronze.
Irvin Malcolm: Your team doesn't need your support.
Irvin Malcolm: Or your cheers.
Irvin Malcolm: Since everyone knows the Americans always win.
PatriotiChica: What's wrong with cheering for you country?? LOL
Irvin Malcolm: That's like cheering for the most popular kid in school to be even MORE popular.
Irvin Malcolm: Nothing wrong with it but it doesn't make sense, quite frankly.
PatriotiChica: Everybody cheers for their own country
Irvin Malcolm: Yes, but for you it doesn't make sense because you win anyway.
PatriotiChica: not all the time!!
Irvin Malcolm: You win medals anyway so I don't see the point of you cheering.
Irvin Malcolm: Hah! You win every year.
PatriotiChica: Oh I thought you meant in every event
Irvin Malcolm: You don't win all the medals at all events all the time.
Irvin Malcolm: But in the long haul, in every Olympics...your country is always in the top 5 at the very least.
Irvin Malcolm: Your country always wins at least a few dozen medals every year.
Irvin Malcolm: So, frankly, I don't see why you should be rooting for your country.
Irvin Malcolm: I'd much rather be rooting for a country that seldom or never get any chance at glory.
PatriotiChica: okay who should I root for? I'll start rooting for the underdod
Irvin Malcolm: No idea.
Irvin Malcolm: I told you I don't watch because I know we don't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning anything apart from a bronze in boxing.
Irvin Malcolm: But I will ask you this:
Irvin Malcolm: You were watching an Olympic event against an American and a person whose country you never even heard of but you know that they had never won a single medal at the Olympics. Whoever won it gets a medal, who would you root for?
Irvin Malcolm: take note that this American is famous...
PatriotiChica: I'd be happy with whoever won it, becuse they would obviusly deserve it...
Irvin Malcolm: is on the box of Wheaties....and has product endorsements everywhere.
Irvin Malcolm: No.
Irvin Malcolm: Tell me.
Irvin Malcolm: Honestly.
Irvin Malcolm: Who would you root for?
PatriotiChica: Well is this famous person was someone I liked, I would root for him, but if he was someone I didn't like, I'd root for the other guy
Irvin Malcolm: hahahaha...
PatriotiChica: lol that's the truth!
Irvin Malcolm: This other guy is from a poor country.
Irvin Malcolm: Doesn't know how to speak English.
PatriotiChica: lol the media would be rooting for him...sounds like the perfect sob story
Irvin Malcolm: Your American already won three gold medals in the past.
Irvin Malcolm: The other guy comes from a country that never won a medal.
Irvin Malcolm: His first time at the Olympics.
PatriotiChica: what event is it?
Irvin Malcolm: Don't know.
Irvin Malcolm: Let's say.....
Irvin Malcolm: Give me an event.
Irvin Malcolm: where there's a famous American athlete competing.
PatriotiChica: um.............basketball?
PatriotiChica: oh wait...that probably won't work
PatriotiChica: well to tell you the truth I only really root for my country in gymnastics and swimming cuz those are really the only things I watch...
Irvin Malcolm: Ok.
Irvin Malcolm: Swimming.
PatriotiChica: then yes, I'd probably root for the American
Irvin Malcolm: Even if that American has won 3 gold medals and have already product endorsements at hom?
Irvin Malcolm: Even if that other guy comes from a poor country that never won a medal?
PatriotiChica: does he even have a chance of winning this??
PatriotiChica: is there an Australian also racing??
Irvin Malcolm: I told you: It's between him and the American for a medal. Not necessarily a gold medal.
Irvin Malcolm: Let's just say it's a two man race and leave it at that.
PatriotiChica: I can't say anything that will make you happy!
PatriotiChica: If I say the other country, you'll say I'm only saying that to make you happy
PatriotiChica: If I saw the American, it won't be the right answer!!
Irvin Malcolm: haha...it's your choice.
Irvin Malcolm: If you said the other country: I'll think Sara champions the underdog.
Irvin Malcolm: If you said the American, I'd say Sara wants the most popular kid in school to be even more popular.
PatriotiChica: oh come on that's unfair!
Irvin Malcolm: It's your choice!!!
Irvin Malcolm: Do you like to champion the underdog regardless of what country they come from and regardless whether or not it will cost you a medal?
PatriotiChica: in some events, the American IS the underdog!
Irvin Malcolm: Or would you rather have your country that has won numerous medals every year and every other events, come out as number one always.
PatriotiChica: oh myyy gooodddd
Irvin Malcolm: Perhaps but that still does not change the fact that you're always in the top 3 every year while dozens of other countries leave without nary a medal.
PatriotiChica: there are other countries that always get a lot of medals too!
Irvin Malcolm: Yes. But you're an American. I have no Russian, Chinese and Australian friends on-line right now.
Irvin Malcolm: Your country is always in the top 5.
PatriotiChica: so??
Irvin Malcolm: So? Why do you cheer for a guy from your country who's had three gold medals already and numerous product endorsements back home over a guy from a small poor country who has never won a single at any Olympic game?
PatriotiChica: well obviously he'll still get a silver!
Irvin Malcolm: Because you like to cheer for your own people to kick the ass of smaller, poorer countries! That's what you are subconsciously implying.
Irvin Malcolm: No.
Irvin Malcolm: This is for a medal.
PatriotiChica: Everyone cheers for their own country!!
Irvin Malcolm: Whoever wins this even will get the Bronze at least.
Irvin Malcolm: The one that loses will not get a medal.
Irvin Malcolm: Who would you cheer for
Irvin Malcolm: ?
PatriotiChica: aughrhghghg
Irvin Malcolm: Yes, everyone cheers for their own country but I don't see why should cheer for your country in an event your country has won numerous times in the past.
PatriotiChica: I feel like you're attacking me!
Irvin Malcolm: No, I'm just curbing your enthusiasm.
Irvin Malcolm: LOLL
PatriotiChica: lol
Irvin Malcolm: Your country is always on top on every other event. You are always in the top 5. Why would you still root for your own country over a smaller country who's never won a single medal?
Irvin Malcolm: in a single event?
Irvin Malcolm: So I frankly don't see the point in watching the Olympic games.
Irvin Malcolm: Not much room for our underdog country to win anything.
Irvin Malcolm: I don't see why you should watch it since you know your country is probably gonna be in the top 5 in the amount of medals won.
Irvin Malcolm: They don't need your support and your cheers.
Irvin Malcolm: And your prayers.
Irvin Malcolm: Since you people are so fucking rich, you can afford world-class trainers, top-of-the-line training facilities and not to mention performance enhancing drugs.
Irvin Malcolm: Did I just extinguish your giddiness about the Olympics?
PatriotiChica: no i was just watching a recap lol
Irvin Malcolm: Did you read what I just said?
PatriotiChica: yeah
PatriotiChica: and I don't PRAY for them!
PatriotiChica: and don't they have to take drug tests anyway???
Irvin Malcolm: Oh I'm SUUUUURE Americans dn't have enough money to bribe the Olympic committee. ;-)
Irvin Malcolm: As you can tell, I'm being sarcastic.
PatriotiChica: yep

Then by that point, Stephen made a chat for us:
You have just entered room "Chat 26892598961250629946."
ThatPalkeBoy: hey
PatriotiChica: aha
Irvin Malcolm: hey
ThatPalkeBoy: Sara.....i try to have a normal convo with Irv and he's like "I'm horny"
Irvin Malcolm: I don't see how a flock of birds and a cat would cheer me up.
Irvin Malcolm: Well, trying to piss on Sara's enthusiasm and giddiness about the Olympics made me horny.
PatriotiChica: I love the Olympics, damnit!
PatriotiChica: Irvin's just in a sour mood, I guess
ThatPalkeBoy: i'm rooting for team Iraq this year
ThatPalkeBoy: lol
Irvin Malcolm: Why do you love the Olympics, Sara?
Irvin Malcolm: It's not exciting. You know, no matter what happens in the individual events, your country will always be on the top 5.
PatriotiChica: If you had watched the 4 x 200 race the other day, you would have thought it was excting
PatriotiChica: or maybe not since your country wasn't competing..
PatriotiChica: and when you're watching gymnatsics...you never know who's gonna make a mistake or how the medals will be handed out
ThatPalkeBoy: Irv, dont give Sara crap because you hate the US, your country is a bitch-ass country and your leader is a wimp
PatriotiChica: hey at least i don't bad mouth the other countries!
Irvin Malcolm: Our country is poor. It doesn't have enough money to train more than about a dozen athletes. Your country has enough money to train like a hundred or something.
ThatPalkeBoy: whatever....if Africa's smallest countries can get into the Olympics...your country can too
ThatPalkeBoy: a bitch-ass excuse
Irvin Malcolm: We have athletes in our Olympics.
Irvin Malcolm: The most we usually get is a single bronze medal in Boxing that's it.
ThatPalkeBoy: Tambago can get in.....but the Philippnes cant???
Irvin Malcolm: Well, that one year we got a silver.
Irvin Malcolm: that's the most we ever got.
PatriotiChica: Tambago???
Irvin Malcolm: The U.S. wins dozens of medals every year.
ThatPalkeBoy: cause the US isnt a bitch-ass country
PatriotiChica: do you mean Trinidad and Tabago?
ThatPalkeBoy: yeah....
ThatPalkeBoy: lol
Irvin Malcolm: I'm just questioning Sara on why she cheers for the U.S. when she KNOWS it's gonna be in the Top 5 highest medal-hauling countries.
PatriotiChica: becausse most people cheer for their country..duh
ThatPalkeBoy: USA!!!!!! USA!!!!! USA!!!!!
Irvin Malcolm: It always has, It always will be.
ThatPalkeBoy: ::gives Sara a five::
PatriotiChica: it'd be kind of silly of me to be going "Go FRANCE!!! WHOO! Come on Japan!!!"
Irvin Malcolm: I can see people cheering for their country to win if they had seldom won or never won medals.
Irvin Malcolm: But I just can't see the point of cheering for your country when you know your country's gonna be in the top 5 highest medal-hauling countries.
PatriotiChica: Who else likes the name Peiter Van Den Hoogenband?
ThatPalkeBoy: awwww......maybe we should give them pity-medals....cause the US is so evil and we act like a police force to the world...and we kill people for oil....and we get all the medals
PatriotiChica: lol...pity medals
Irvin Malcolm: We don't want no pity-medals. We want to beat you fair and square...
Irvin Malcolm: But my beef is NOT with the U.S. winning all the medals.
Irvin Malcolm: but on the Americans who cheer for the U.S. when they know fully well they're gonna win anyway.
PatriotiChica: we don't win every single event
Irvin Malcolm: I know BUT -- you win something at every other event where you have athletes competing.
Irvin Malcolm: And you're always within the top 5 of the highest number of medals won.
PatriotiChica: What do you want us to do??
PatriotiChica: let the other underdogs win?
Irvin Malcolm: I don't want you to do anything!
Irvin Malcolm: No, not that.
PatriotiChica: Well stop complaining!
Irvin Malcolm: Cheer for the underdogs.
Irvin Malcolm: :-P
Irvin Malcolm: But, hey, it's your choice, of course
PatriotiChica: okay tomorrow I promise I will cheer for the underdog in a swimming event
PatriotiChica: but I HAVE to cheer for the Americans in gymnastics!
ThatPalkeBoy: yeah.......Indonesia....::snickers::
PatriotiChica: every one is an underdog in swimming...cept for the US and Australia lol
Irvin Malcolm: If you want to root for the U.S. in an event they won dozens of times before and prevent a small, humble country that never won a medal in anything from getting a little piece of glory...then go right ahead.
PatriotiChica: Cheering for one country isn't gonna prevent another country from winning...sheesh
Irvin Malcolm: So...Sara.....will you still be rooting for the American who's won dozens of times to prevent an athlete from a small, poor country from getting a small piece of glory.
Irvin Malcolm: Yes, that's true but --
Irvin Malcolm: Where will your heart go?
PatriotiChica: Think of the children!!!
PatriotiChica: the poor children!
Irvin Malcolm: The three time American gold medal winner or the humble athlete from the small country that never won?
Irvin Malcolm: anything.
PatriotiChica: Actually I haven't seen any poor countries competing yet...
ThatPalkeBoy: Iraq and Afghanistan and Iran...
PatriotiChica: it's mostly been US, Canada, Australia, Russia, Europe...
ThatPalkeBoy: and China
PatriotiChica: and the occaisanal Brazil and S Africa
ThatPalkeBoy: China kicks ass in girl's gymnastics
PatriotiChica: not last night
Irvin Malcolm: See? Our countries are so poor NBC doesn't see the events we compete in as broadcast worthy.
PatriotiChica: what place did they get?
PatriotiChica: well to be fair, they usually only show events that our country is competing in...and those are the only popular sports
Irvin Malcolm: I can remember one time we were getting the Olympic games and they were covering the parade of athletes.
Irvin Malcolm: We were getting the feed from NBC...
Irvin Malcolm: they showed Peru...
Irvin Malcolm: then after that they cut to a shot of a blimp...
Irvin Malcolm: by the time they got back to the parade, it was already Poland.
PatriotiChica: They showed your country this year....they showed every single damn country
PatriotiChica: it took fucking forever!
PatriotiChica: plus they did it in Greek alphabet, so it was extra confusing
Irvin Malcolm: I think they got lots of complaints from people when they would cut out showing a country.
PatriotiChica: yeah they must have
Irvin Malcolm: I bet NBC got a lot of complaints for cutting away from the Philippines that year.
PatriotiChica: they would miss a lot of coutries when they would go to commerical break
Irvin Malcolm: Yeah, but with us, it's even more insulting.
Irvin Malcolm: They cut to a shot of a BLIMP...
Irvin Malcolm: A BLIMP!!!!
Irvin Malcolm: You shouldn't complain, Sara.
Irvin Malcolm: Since for many countries the parade may be their only shot at glory.
PatriotiChica: I wasn't complaining!
Irvin Malcolm: You complained that "it took forever".
PatriotiChica: oh yeah lol
PatriotiChica: well, i didn't mind...it was just a fact
Irvin Malcolm: It's easy for you to complain....
ThatPalkeBoy: Irvin just likes sticking up for the people....
Irvin Malcolm: since for the Olympics..it's U.S. all the freakin' time.
ThatPalkeBoy: like Michael Moore
Irvin Malcolm: In fact...
Irvin Malcolm: I think if they have to cut out countries..
PatriotiChica: Michael Moore should move to the Philippines!
Irvin Malcolm: they should cut out the countries that will win tons of medals anyway.
Irvin Malcolm: U.S., China, Russia, Australia, etc.
PatriotiChica: Why the hell would they cut out the US???
Irvin Malcolm: And just feature the underdog countries.
PatriotiChica: and they can't cut out Australia! NOOO!
Irvin Malcolm: You're always gonna be center stage anyway.
Irvin Malcolm: Let the other countries appear like the bigshot in the parade.
Irvin Malcolm: You win medals left and right.
Irvin Malcolm: Let the countries that win a few or no medals take 30 seconds in the world spotlight....
PatriotiChica: Well if they win an event, then that's great for them!
PatriotiChica: I'm happy
Irvin Malcolm: I'm sure there will be no shortage of US athletes winning something.
PatriotiChica: this has got to be the stupidest thing ever to argue about

Irvin is such a whiner!!

Went to work today, even though I still had a nasty cough. I hate it when you have a cough that comes out of nowhere and you can't stop coughing and you can't do anything to control it, but drink water and hope it goes away soon. This happened like four different times during work and lasted for a few minutes. It was awful! My stomach muscles even hurt when I cough.
Roxie said she worked for me yesterday, so she was working a double shift again. (She worked a double shift last week when she had to work for David at CP).

So, this is really weird. I went to serve these two teenage girls and I got them their first item. Then one of them asked for another thing. Now I was thinking to myself, "Her voice sounds awfully familiar - it sounds like Erin Moore." I quickly glanced at her, but since I haven't seen Erin Moore for like, God knows how long, I wasn't sure if it was her. She was with a girl who did look an awful lot like Meredith. It was so weird, but I didn't say anything for a couple of reasons: what if they weren't Meredith and Erin, or what if they didn't know who I was, and I'm just way too shy to just ask people stuff like that. Anyway, they didn't say anything to me (and I had my nametag on!) So whatever...they go over to Roxie to pay for their stuff at CP. After that, Roxie comes over to me and asks me if I know those girls. So now a bell is going off in my head. I guess it was Meredith and Erin after all! She said one of them (probably Meredith) asked me if my name was Sara Gilles and Roxie said yes, even though she doesn't know my last name, lol. Then Roxie told them what had just happened to me right before I served them. I was in the dishroom with Roxie and we were switiching the raspberry ice tea and I was trying to lift the box and she told them how I was cursing and kicking the box and how I ripped the handle off. Oh, geeze. Then one of them replied, "That sounds just like her!" Uh...lol...okay. (I'm sure that was Meredith again). LOL I don't know why they didn't ask me who I was, maybe they weren't sure and didn't want to feel stupid. But now I feel bad I didn't say anything. They probably thought I didn't recognize them or wouldn't remember them...aww. Damn, now I feel bad and guilty.

Who are Meredith and Erin Moore? Will I grew up next door to them in Omaha when I lived here in the 80s. Meredith and I were childhood friends. We go back a long way. She was two years younger than me, which would make her 21 now which is REALLY WEIRD. Erin, her sister, I think, is two years younger. (She even sounds the same now). But yeah, Meredith and I, we were tight. We played My Little Ponies all the time. She was kind of a trouble maker. She once cut her hair with a pair of scisscors and even cut the damn telephone cord with scisscors, LMAO. I remember we would usually play at her house because at my house she would draw on my doll's faces with pens and once she drew all over Bill's chalkboard with these permanent markers in the shape of gnomes. (Don't ask). Man, that pissed Bill off! And I remember how we went to Regency Beach during the summer. Good times, good times. Erin was really sweet and soft spoken. We played with her when their parents made us play with her. BUT OMG IT WAS SO WEIRD. The last time I saw them...I was proably in middle school or maybe high school. I remember we visited their house in Elkhorn with the Ruderstorfs during winter break. It was a long time ago. It's just so weird seeing your childhood friend when she's grown up. Well, if I ever see them again, I'll be sure to say something. But I think Meredith lives in Lincoln anyway. That's what my mom knows anyway. I probably won't tell my mom about this anyway. She'll probabaly be all, "Why didn't you say something?" and then I'll just feel guilty again.

Here's a chat I had with Irvin about the Oscars:
Irvin Malcolm: Let's discuss Oscars.
Irvin Malcolm: :-P
PatriotiChica: Yes!
PatriotiChica: Okay
PatriotiChica: I already posted my predicts
Irvin Malcolm: Best Picture: LOTR: ROTK, Mystic River, Cold Mountain, Lost in Translation, Seabiscuit.
Irvin Malcolm: Best Director: Jackson, Eastwood, Coppola, Weir, Minghella.
PatriotiChica: Seabiscuit? No.
Irvin Malcolm: Yes. It got a PGA and DGA nomination.
PatriotiChica: so?
PatriotiChica: what's that? lol
Irvin Malcolm: Producer's Guild and Director's Guild, silly gal.
PatriotiChica: Summer movies never get nominated
Irvin Malcolm: Forrest Gump was a summer movie. :-)
PatriotiChica: it was?
PatriotiChica: huh..i don't remember
Irvin Malcolm: Yes, it was.
Irvin Malcolm: :-)
PatriotiChica: i think you're right about the first three movies
PatriotiChica: then it will either be master and commander or the last samurai and then Lost in Translation or In America of Big Fish
Irvin Malcolm: Best Actress: Keaton, Kidman, Theron, Watts and Connelly.
PatriotiChica: Uh....I agree with Kidman, Theron, and Watts
PatriotiChica: I had Blanchett and ....
PatriotiChica: damn..who was the other one?
Irvin Malcolm: Diane Keaton will get a nomination.
Irvin Malcolm: Best Actress is very tricky.
PatriotiChica: oh i had Scarlett Johannsen
Irvin Malcolm: We could see a surprise nod from Uma Thurman, Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Lee Curtis.
Irvin Malcolm: She's being campaigned as supporting. :-\
PatriotiChica: eh, i doubt it
PatriotiChica: ohhhh
Irvin Malcolm: Big mistake. They should've campaigned her as lead.
PatriotiChica: okay, then I guess Keaton will get her spot
PatriotiChica: I want to see Monster...but it's not playing here
PatriotiChica: Everyone's been raving about Charlize's performance
PatriotiChica: They say that it's like ten times better than Nikki's last year
Irvin Malcolm: I heard.
Irvin Malcolm: It's nice that Charlize Theron is no longer playing the Girlfriend or the Wife.
Irvin Malcolm: LOL.
PatriotiChica: She has a good chance to win the Oscar....all the pretty ones always win
Irvin Malcolm: That's true.
Irvin Malcolm: For Best Supporting Actor I have: Astin, Finney, Robbins, Sarsgaard and Watanabe.
PatriotiChica: okay who's Sarsgaard?
Irvin Malcolm: Peter Sarsgaard for Shattered Glass.
PatriotiChica: I don't know that movie
PatriotiChica: I hope Sean Astin gets nominated
PatriotiChica: I think if anybody from that movie gets a nod, it will be him
Irvin Malcolm: Yes, he has the best chance.
Irvin Malcolm: I would also be happy if Miranda Otto gets a Best Supporting Actress nomination.
Irvin Malcolm: She was so cool as Eowyn. "I'M NO MAN!!!!"
PatriotiChica: LOL that was great
PatriotiChica: my audience applauded at that scene
PatriotiChica: That would so be her Oscar clip
Irvin Malcolm: For best Supporting Actress: Aghdashloo, Clarkson, Harden, Zellweger, Davis.
PatriotiChica: who's the first one?
PatriotiChica: and who Davis?
Irvin Malcolm: Shohreh Aghdashloo, she played Ben Kingsley's wife in House of Sand and Fog.
Irvin Malcolm: Hope Davis for American Splendor.
PatriotiChica: okay
PatriotiChica: have we done best actor yet?
Irvin Malcolm: not yet.
Irvin Malcolm: Best Actor's pretty easy.
Irvin Malcolm: Kingsley, Murray and Penn are locks.
Irvin Malcolm: The next spots will be fought among the pretty boys: Jude Law, Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise and Russell Crowe.
PatriotiChica: Johnny!
PatriotiChica: Personally I think Crowe is a lock
PatriotiChica: cuz he gets nominated for everything lol
Irvin Malcolm: Paul Giamatti (American Splendor) and Paddy Considine (In America) MAY upset but that's not likely.
PatriotiChica: I want Samantha Morton to get a nod
Irvin Malcolm: She has a shot.
Irvin Malcolm: Best Actress is weird this year.
Irvin Malcolm: Only Theron and Keaton are locks.
PatriotiChica: not Kidman?
Irvin Malcolm: Expect at least one huge surprise in the Best Actress category.
Irvin Malcolm: Nopey wopey.
Irvin Malcolm: Kidman's not a lock.......she has a good chance though.
PatriotiChica: C'mon...she's always a lock!
Irvin Malcolm: lol. not this year.
Irvin Malcolm: :-P
Irvin Malcolm: Cold Mountain's losing steam.
PatriotiChica: hmm
Irvin Malcolm: Uma Thurman can conceivably make it. Evan Rachel Wood too.
PatriotiChica: I'm still unconvined about Diane Keaton being a lock
PatriotiChica: They usually go for drama and not comedy
Irvin Malcolm: Yes but Diane is a Oscar favorite.
Irvin Malcolm: She WON an Oscar for a Comedy.
PatriotiChica: a long time ago!
Irvin Malcolm: Yes but people still remember it.
Irvin Malcolm: :-)
PatriotiChica: wait...what about Jack?
Irvin Malcolm: nah....
PatriotiChica: The academy loves him
Irvin Malcolm: Something's Gotta Give is all about Keaton.
PatriotiChica: yeah she was much better
PatriotiChica: anything else?
Irvin Malcolm: Best Original Screenplay: Finding Nemo, In America, Lost in Translation, Love Actually, 21 Grams.
Irvin Malcolm: Best Adapted Screenplay: American Splendor, Cold Mountain, LOTR: ROTK, Mystic River, Seabiscuit.

Today I (barely) woke up at 8:30 to get ready for American Lit class. I don't know how I did it when I was in middle school and high school and had to get up at 6:30. Ugh. I was a lot stronger back then. Of course I also had my mom to get my butt out of bed in case I decided to sleep a few extra minutes....

Am. Lit class was boring as usual. Thank God it's only an hour an a half. Of course I have to face that class twice a week. After class I went to the bookstore to get that poetry book I needed. I thought it would cost $15, maybe $20. But noooo! The fucking thing cost sixty fucking dollars! Holy shit! Good thing I had my credit card with me. I just know when I bring it back they're only going to give me a shitty ten dollars. Fucking rip offers!

Went to the grocery store to get some food. Came home to do my laundary. One of the fucking machines wasn't working. Great.

LOL it was so funny. Just a couple of minutes ago I was chatting with Malin and Nick. (Different IMs, but at the same time). I had to send the conversations each one of them because as Nick says I'm the mediator between him and Malin. Anyway, Malin considered unblocking him and she did and wanted to see how long it would take for him to notice she was online and for him to IM him. She told me not to tell him, but I couldn't resist giving him a tiny, small clue and he still didn't get it! LOL:

PatriotiChica: oh!
PatriotiChica: oh oho hohohoho!
PatriotiChica: i did it
NickRadtkeGOP: What?
NickRadtkeGOP: You're pregnant?
PatriotiChica: hehehehehehehehehe
PatriotiChica: no dumbass
NickRadtkeGOP: Oh.
PatriotiChica: yeah i just got preganant this second
NickRadtkeGOP: That's all it takes, really.
PatriotiChica: well i'm not pregnant!
NickRadtkeGOP: What, then?
PatriotiChica: well nothing important
NickRadtkeGOP: No, what?
NickRadtkeGOP: I'm curious.
PatriotiChica: i can't tell you
PatriotiChica: it's a secret
NickRadtkeGOP: Please...
NickRadtkeGOP: ...I beg you.
PatriotiChica: i can't i promised somebody
NickRadtkeGOP: Well it will be a secret.
NickRadtkeGOP: You owe me a secret because I told you one.
PatriotiChica: but i promised her i wouldn't tell
PatriotiChica: god you're such an idiot!
NickRadtkeGOP: I promised EDITED I wouldn't tell, so what?
NickRadtkeGOP: COME ON!
NickRadtkeGOP: Pleeeeze.
NickRadtkeGOP: Please, sweetheart.
NickRadtkeGOP: Darling.
PatriotiChica: i can't tell
NickRadtkeGOP: Uh...honey....
PatriotiChica: right now
NickRadtkeGOP: ...BABY...
PatriotiChica: SWEETIE
NickRadtkeGOP: What?
NickRadtkeGOP: That's my name, yes?
PatriotiChica: you'll know my secret soon enough
PatriotiChica: i promise
NickRadtkeGOP: Tell me now.
PatriotiChica: brb (While I'm gone he finally notices Malin is online).
NickRadtkeGOP: Mind games.
NickRadtkeGOP: That's what this is.
NickRadtkeGOP: Female witchcrafr.
NickRadtkeGOP: *witchcraft
PatriotiChica: i'm back
PatriotiChica: did you find out my secret, DARLING?
NickRadtkeGOP: Yes.
NickRadtkeGOP: Thank you.
NickRadtkeGOP: :-)
PatriotiChica: hehehehe

So we'll see how long Malin keeps Nick unblocked......

I almost forgot to mention that today is Haley Joel Osment's 15th birthday. I can't believe he's 15 already. LOL I told my mom the other day that Adrian Brody was now the youngest person ever to win the Best Actor Oscar and Mom said, "But if that kid from The Sixth Sense had won, he wouldn't be. I had to correct her and tell her that Haley was nominated for Supporting Actor. Anyway, he's getting old which only reminds me that I'm getting old how pathetic my life is. God, I wish I were dead! Just kidding. Sometimes.

This is great. None of the classes I need to take are available on the summer line up. Fucking great. Shit. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT! Why does my head hurt? ARGHHHHH! NOW I'm FUCKING PISSED OFF!!!!

Today I woke up really late - as usual. I made a mistake of staying up to 4 am last night and drinking a Cherry Coke, so of course I kept having to go pee. Duh! Sara's new advice: never drink pop in the am! Went to the 2:55 showing of Two Weeks Notice. It was alright. Probably a better rental. My favorite Sandra Bullock movie is still Miss Congeniality. I love that movie! 2WN seemed to go on forever for some reason, but it was only 100 minutes. After the movie I headed to Barnes and Noble to exchange my U2 CD. I was a little confused at first because the woman took my name down on a receipt then told me to go get something from the music department and pay for it there. So I got Mariah Carey's new CD and told the guys there I was exchanging it and they told me to go up front and just hold the CD over my head so it wouldn't beep, lol. But then the woman called me back to the music department and I paid for it there. I got a peppermint mocha and walked around the store deciding what to get with my gift certificate. Actually, I already had an idea of what I wanted. I was trying to find a book of question and circled the whole store twice before I finally found what I was looking for. (Bono may not have found what he was looking for, but I did! Okay, bad joke). I got If 2...Question for the Game of Life. There are 500 questions, so that should keep me busy with the QDJs! I also got pages to refill my planner (hopefully they fit), a bookmark with a cutout of a moon that says "Shoot for the moon", and end of the year People and EW magazines. Then I went over to Best Buy where I got No Doubt's Rock Steady and the soundtrack to the first LOTR movie. Then I decided, what the hey? I'm already out here. I might as well go see The Two Towers again! So I did. I saw it in the same theater when I saw Chamber of Secrets for the first time, Theater 12, so that was kinda cool. I got some Sprite and nachos then enjoyed the movie for a second time. Oh. My. God. It was great, it rocked, it was awesome, I'm so in love. I was grinning like an idiot and salvitating whenever Aragorn was on screen. The opening of the double doors in slow motion is still my favorite Aragorn moment, but I also liked it when he washed up on the river after he fell off the cliff (cuz he was all wet, hehehehe), and when he's using his sword with Eowyn cuz he's so hot with his sword and the part where the orcs are about to attack and he had this serious look on his face and he's wet because it's raining (I like him wet, can't you tell?) and he takes out his sword and it makes this swooshing sound. I loved the scene where Frodo attacks Sam after Sam pushes him out of the way of the dragon and he's on Sam and he has his sword drawn out on Sam's neck and the camera work is so cool. Elijah looks pissed hehe. He's kinda hot when he's pissed. Oh yeah, that reminds me: I have a new nickname for Aragorn: His Royal Hotness (HRH). The Sprite was getting to me and I really had to pee, so I went before the battle with the Orcs on those ugly beasts and I came back in time to see Legolas do that awesome flip on his horse. Whoo! Hehe, I just told Rachel that I want to lick his pretty elf ears. And of course I loved the scene where he slides down the steps. So cool. I thought it was so cute when Grimli was riding with Legolas on his horse. I was like, "Awwww." Oh, and speaking of horses, I'm so in love with ShadowFax (Well, not in the way I'm in love with Aragorn or Legolas, cuz that would be sick!) But he's such a beautiful horse! I bet all the other horses were jealous! LMAO. I love the scene where Gandalf comes riding in on ShadowFax to attack the Orcs followed by all these other horses and ShadowFax is so pretty because he stands out the most. Everyone loved Gimli! He was so funny! "Come on we can take them!" LOL and then Aragorn throws him over to the bridge. Gimli kicks Orc ass! I love that little drawf. And the scene where he's telling Eowyn how people confuse male drawfs with female drawfs and Aragorn says it's because of the beards is so funny. And Merry and Pippin with Treebeard were great. I love Pippin's accent. Hehe I made my new quote at KA to be "That does not make any sense, but you are very small." LMAO. I also loved it when Gollum called Sam a "stupid fat hobbit" and the banter between those two, especially after Gollum cathces the rabbit. I loved Sam's speech to Frodo near the end of the movie. It was so sweet, my eyes were getting misty. I'm such a sap! I think I like Arwen better in the first movie because all she does in the this movie is look pretty, cry, and kiss Aragorn (lucky bitch). But in the first movie she kicks some ass ("If you want him....come and claim him!) when she's riding her horse, while looking beautiful. The kick ass woman of TTT was definately Eowyn. Oh yeah, that horse that Aragorn rides is one damn lucky horse. And very pretty. I think I like the second movie better because I like the different storylines.

So then I came home and I get online and Rachel IMs me with "Guess what movie I saw today?" And I'm thinking well it had to be TTT, because what else would it be? Hehe and it turns out she saw it at 8 while I saw it at 7, so we both saw it in movie spirit! Here's the convo:

RockStarQueen206: Guess what I just saw again?
RockStarQueen206: **!
PatriotiChica: text bigger
RockStarQueen206: hola
RockStarQueen206: Guess what I just saw again!
PatriotiChica: omg....um....was it the same movie I saw again?
PatriotiChica: LMAO
RockStarQueen206: LMAO! Seriously?
PatriotiChica: YES!
PatriotiChica: TTT
RockStarQueen206: When? Tonight?
PatriotiChica: yeah!
PatriotiChica: tonight
RockStarQueen206: Ahh!
PatriotiChica: OMG!
RockStarQueen206: What time did you see it?
PatriotiChica: seven
RockStarQueen206: I saw it at 8 here!
PatriotiChica: ogm!
RockStarQueen206: We saw it at the exact same time! LOL
PatriotiChica: when it's eight there it's seven here!
PatriotiChica: We saw it in movie spirit!
RockStarQueen206: omg!
RockStarQueen206: WHOO!
PatriotiChica: but you probably were a little ahead of me....we have way too many freaking previews
RockStarQueen206: Oh same here
RockStarQueen206: Were yours like 15 minutes?
PatriotiChica: yeah
RockStarQueen206: Yeah
PatriotiChica: they go on forever
RockStarQueen206: So we probably saw it at the EXACT same time
PatriotiChica: and there are more commecials than movie previews
PatriotiChica: ooh we were probably drooling at the same time LOL
RockStarQueen206: We usually have like 2 or 3 commercials and then like a lotta previews.
RockStarQueen206: lol I know
PatriotiChica: we have car commercials, soda commericals, telephone commericals..ugh
PatriotiChica: i dont' mind movie previews i just hate commericals
RockStarQueen206: I saw it with Chaz. He hasn't seen it. And at the Aragorn door part, I was like "*hits him rapidly* That's my favorite part! That's my favorite part!"
PatriotiChica: ooh yeah! hehehe
RockStarQueen206: At one point I missed with Legolas said and missed the subtitle at the bottom
RockStarQueen206: I was too busy staring at his face lol
PatriotiChica: oh i know LOL
PatriotiChica: but i read it the first time
RockStarQueen206: lol
RockStarQueen206: When Aragorn and Legolas are fighting in elvish I'm like "NOO! I have to READ!"
RockStarQueen206: That's so cool we saw it in movie spirit
PatriotiChica: I love the scene where the Orcs are attacking and Aragorn has this serious look on his face and he's all wet cuz it's raining and he takes out his swoard and it makes this swoosh sound
PatriotiChica: I know!
PatriotiChica: And we dind't even plan it
PatriotiChica: we must have ESP
RockStarQueen206: I ran into another person I know at the movie theater who is also a redhead lol
PatriotiChica: aww lol
RockStarQueen206: Seeing the same movie lol
PatriotiChica: well duh!
PatriotiChica: what else would they be seeing?
RockStarQueen206: *gasp* maybe it was your spirit channeling
RockStarQueen206: lol
PatriotiChica: ooh maybe!
RockStarQueen206: lol
PatriotiChica: I actually saw two movies today lol
RockStarQueen206: Red heads must be all connected lol
RockStarQueen206: I saw a broadway thingy and then a movie
PatriotiChica: yeah we are
PatriotiChica: i saw 2 weeks notice in the afternoon
PatriotiChica: then i went shopping
RockStarQueen206: aww cool
PatriotiChica: then saw TTT
RockStarQueen206: haha
PatriotiChica: i was like, well i'm already out here, i might as well go see TTT
PatriotiChica: LOL i'm writing my second experience of seeing TTT in my online journal
RockStarQueen206: lol
RockStarQueen206: Say that you saw it in movie spirit with me!
PatriotiChica: i'm using the adjetive "hot" alot!
PatriotiChica: i will!
RockStarQueen206: lmao
RockStarQueen206: omg, I so want to be Liv Tyler
PatriotiChica: i know!
PatriotiChica: lucky bitch
PatriotiChica: she's so pretty in that movie
PatriotiChica: elves are so pretty
PatriotiChica: i wanna be an elf when i grow up
RockStarQueen206: I know! Me too
RockStarQueen206: I thought that while I was watching the movie
PatriotiChica: hey how did that quote go...."That does not make any sense, but you are very small."
RockStarQueen206: "I wanna be an elf, dammit."
PatriotiChica: I love that quote!
RockStarQueen206: LMAO yeah
PatriotiChica: is that right?
RockStarQueen206: yeah
PatriotiChica: i'm gonna use that for my new quote
RockStarQueen206: lol
RockStarQueen206: The elves are so pretty! I want to be one!
PatriotiChica: me too!
PatriotiChica: and they're immortal
PatriotiChica: and they're pretty
PatriotiChica: and Legolas is an elf
RockStarQueen206: Liv Tyler's gorgeous in that movie. She's like the only one with brown hair though. lol
RockStarQueen206: Yes, yes, yes
PatriotiChica: only elf with brown hair?
RockStarQueen206: Yeah, it seems like it
RockStarQueen206: Oh wait, her daddy lol
PatriotiChica: yeah
PatriotiChica: all the rest are blondes
RockStarQueen206: That's weird
PatriotiChica: yeah
RockStarQueen206: They're like the elf version of albino. lol
PatriotiChica: maybe blonde hair is a more common trait among the elf people
RockStarQueen206: Like...they didn't have the blonde pigment
RockStarQueen206: Hm maybe
RockStarQueen206: Legolas is pretty. lol
PatriotiChica: he's so pretty
PatriotiChica: i loved it when he slid down the steps! hee!
PatriotiChica: when i get the DVD, I'm gonna watch that over and over
RockStarQueen206: My dad was like "Legolas is too goddamn pretty. I think he might be a little... you know..." I'm like "Dad! Just because he's swift and pretty does NOT make him gay!"
PatriotiChica: LOL
PatriotiChica: he's just in touch with his feminine side
RockStarQueen206: Yes
RockStarQueen206: I can play with his hair lol
PatriotiChica: ooh ShadowFax is the prettiest horse EVER!
PatriotiChica: i bet all the other horses were jealous lol
RockStarQueen206: lol
PatriotiChica: oh yeah, i would love to stroke his hair
PatriotiChica: I kinda got a little distracted during the movie LOL
RockStarQueen206: lol
RockStarQueen206: by his hair?
RockStarQueen206: Or like daydreaming or what? lol
PatriotiChica: er yeah both
RockStarQueen206: lol
RockStarQueen206: Yeah, I went into a daydream when I saw it tonight
RockStarQueen206: lol
RockStarQueen206: I'm thinking "Legolas needs a girl in this movie"
RockStarQueen206: Aragorn can't have all the luck with 2 girls going ga-ga after him.
PatriotiChica: yeah...but there aren't many females in this movie
PatriotiChica: Oh oh oh!
PatriotiChica: Dude
PatriotiChica: LOL sorry
PatriotiChica: But that Aragorn and 2 girls reminded me of something
RockStarQueen206: LOL
RockStarQueen206: what?
PatriotiChica: My theater has huge posters of LOTR hanging all over
PatriotiChica: and one of them has Aragorn with his sword looking all smouldering as usual...and in the background is Arwen and Eowyn
PatriotiChica: it was so cool
RockStarQueen206: lol
RockStarQueen206: Ohhh! Legolas knows how to work a sword too! I saw him!
PatriotiChica: there were other posters too, but that was the only one i looked at
PatriotiChica: oh yeah
RockStarQueen206: lol
RockStarQueen206: I made a mental note of that to tell you lol
PatriotiChica: LOL
PatriotiChica: you and swords
RockStarQueen206: When they're riding out to face the Orcs right before Gandalf comes, Legolas is using a sword!
RockStarQueen206: I'm like "AHH! Sexxy"
PatriotiChica: Oh I love that scene!
RockStarQueen206: *drools over Legolas*
RockStarQueen206: I'm in a Legolas moment right now. lol
RockStarQueen206: He's so PRETTY! And I'm really digging the ears.
PatriotiChica: oh yeah, i wanna lick his ears
RockStarQueen206: LMAO
RockStarQueen206: Wow, lol
PatriotiChica: wow what?
RockStarQueen206: Add that to your diary entry lol
PatriotiChica: LOL okay!
RockStarQueen206: That was such an unexpected IM LOL
RockStarQueen206: "I wanna lick his ears"
PatriotiChica: LMAO
RockStarQueen206: The Seduction of Legolas lol
PatriotiChica: i'll let you read my entry when i'm done
RockStarQueen206: lol ok
RockStarQueen206: Yeah, we'll get him a girl. More than that! We'll get him laid! lol
PatriotiChica: LMAO
PatriotiChica: i'm sure there are plenty of volunteers
RockStarQueen206: lol yeah
RockStarQueen206: But we came up with the idea so we go first lol
RockStarQueen206: Now we'll just be fighting between ourselves over who's the VERY first lol
RockStarQueen206: Did you click on the Legolas thing in my info?
PatriotiChica: LOL
PatriotiChica: uh
PatriotiChica: wait
RockStarQueen206: Don't
RockStarQueen206: lol
RockStarQueen206: It'll take awhile
RockStarQueen206: I'll just type it up
PatriotiChica: i don't see a legolas thing in your info
PatriotiChica: oh wait...
PatriotiChica: duh i needed to scroll down
RockStarQueen206: "Oh, Sleek! Your ideal mate is Legolas! Well, what a surprise...another fan of the most popular sponser of pantene hair product in Middle Earth? You know, I don't get you people. He's just some blond elvin pricne, with a keen, come hither gaze, beautifully sculpted features, perfect, slender frame, who's immortal, enimgmatic, and armed with the ability to kill orcs a dozen a nana second with his genius bow and arrow skills. Geeze. And, oh yeah, he seems like the type who would serenade you with some beautiful Elvish song he wrote himself, whilst laying you gently on a bed of rose petals. Okay... it's that's what you like..."
RockStarQueen206: **blond elvin prince
RockStarQueen206: **enigmatic
PatriotiChica: ooh was that one of those quizzes?
RockStarQueen206: lol yup
PatriotiChica: i wanna take one!
PatriotiChica: where's the link?
RockStarQueen206: My ideal mate was actually Aragorn, but I wanted to see what it said for Legolas lol
PatriotiChica: LOL oh i see
PatriotiChica: okay i can never remember...is it Grimly or Gimly?
PatriotiChica: is that damn r. Mandy can never remember if Aragorn has an r in it or not
RockStarQueen206: *pouts* I wanna be layed gently upon a bed of rose petals while being serenaded in Elvish...
RockStarQueen206: Gimli
PatriotiChica: LOL don't we all
PatriotiChica: ok i thouht so
RockStarQueen206: ol
PatriotiChica: oh it's an i
RockStarQueen206: lol yeah
RockStarQueen206: Who Is Your Ideal Lord of the Rings Mate
PatriotiChica: thanks

I woke up at eight this morning since I had to go back to Omaha for work. Ugh. I took this really long ass shower, lol. Then I packed and got ready to go. It was hell getting Mac into his carrier, but then I just shoved him in. Work was so slow today. When I came in, it was dead quiet, very weird for a Friday! Nothing happened, it was so boring. David was at central pay and he made these three balls out of foil and was juggling them. Before that he had made a bat and he and Mark were playing baseball, lol. Then David and I were throwing the ball back and forth to each other. I think it's so hilarious how he calls everyone "dog." "Catch, dog." "What was that, dog?" "Throw lower, dog." :::snerk:::
I came home and checked my mail to find that I got my first issue of In Style that my mom got me for Christmas. It was the one with J-Lo, so I already had it.

I had the funniest conversation with Rachel:

PatriotiChica: hey! do you see my new icon?
RockStarQueen206: yes, yes, yes :-D
PatriotiChica: hehe...i had a hard time between him and Legolas
PatriotiChica: but I like Aragorn just a smidge more
RockStarQueen206: hehe
RockStarQueen206: Aragorn's sexy in that rugged yet romantic sort of way
PatriotiChica: maybe i'll switch off every week or so
PatriotiChica: mmmhmmmm
RockStarQueen206: Aragorn's the guy you'd wanna run into if you were in a romance novel
PatriotiChica: they didn't have Merry or Pippin or Gollum!
PatriotiChica: yeah! you're so right!
RockStarQueen206: Legolas is... hm...
PatriotiChica: a very pretty elf
PatriotiChica: lol
RockStarQueen206: You'd just wanna make out with Legolas. lol
RockStarQueen206: lmao
PatriotiChica: see, the thing if you dated Legolas, he would always be the pretty one in the relationship
RockStarQueen206: Legolas is...a very pretty elf
RockStarQueen206: This is true
PatriotiChica: lol
PatriotiChica: Aragorn is SMOULDERING
RockStarQueen206: But he'd teach you how to skateboard down steps!
RockStarQueen206: lol yes
PatriotiChica: hmm...what's an adjective we can use for Legolas?
PatriotiChica: well, pretty i guess
RockStarQueen206: Aragorn is like...RAPE ME PLEASE lmao
PatriotiChica: LMAO
RockStarQueen206: lol
RockStarQueen206: Legolas is...
RockStarQueen206: hm
PatriotiChica: he's kinda dainty, but manly at the same time
PatriotiChica: cuz he like prances and stuff
PatriotiChica: LOL i just made him sound so gay
RockStarQueen206: LMAO
RockStarQueen206: But he's not gay!
RockStarQueen206: He's swift and cunning lol
PatriotiChica: Oh. My. God. I loved this movie. It was amazing, simply amazing. Aragorn was smouldering. Legolas was a damn pretty elf. Merry and Pippin were so cute. Gimli made me laugh. The friendship between Frodo and Sam was so touching. Gollum was creepy and cute at the same time. I loved his voice! I loved the Ents! Did you know that John Rhy-Davis who plays Grimli also did the voice to Treebeard? I loved the scene where Aragorn opens those large double doors in slow motion and he's all sweaty and dirty. Be still my heart! Damn, he is HOT! And Legolas....I must say I'm more of a Legoals fan than an Orlando Bloom one. I loved it when he got up on his horse in that swift motion and when he was sliding down the steps on his shield and shooting arrows at the orcs as he went. That was so cool. I loved, loved, loved this movie. But I still don't know if I like FOTR or TTT better. Need to see TTT again to see. Oh, and much as I like Awren, I'd rather see Aragorn get together with Eowyn. Look at me I'm an A/E shipper! I also need to read the books! I have the first one and now that's my New Year's resolution. To read all three books before the third movie comes out. I'm so excited for the third movie now! But I'll be sad when it's all over.
PatriotiChica: that's the review i wrote at the Heath boards i post at lol
RockStarQueen206: lmao
RockStarQueen206: We need an adjective for Legolas
PatriotiChica: hmmm
PatriotiChica: i need a thesarus
RockStarQueen206: Think of how they'd be in a relationship LOL
PatriotiChica: Aragorn and Legolas?
PatriotiChica: lol
RockStarQueen206: Not with each other LOL
PatriotiChica: LOL...i'd like to be in a three way with them
RockStarQueen206: Like say Legolas was your boyfriend... what would he be like lol
RockStarQueen206: LMAO!
PatriotiChica: look at me...i'm acting like a Pervin
PatriotiChica: oh i see
RockStarQueen206: Ah well lol
RockStarQueen206: omg, that's great. "i'd like to be in a three way with them"
PatriotiChica: :-D
PatriotiChica: LOL, if the boards weren't G rated, that would be a great QDJ
RockStarQueen206: Legolas would be like cute and romantic at the same time. Whisper sweet nothings in elvish in your ear... lol
PatriotiChica: ooh yeah
PatriotiChica: elvish is so pretty
RockStarQueen206: I know!
PatriotiChica: it's like the French of the Tolkien World
RockStarQueen206: Yeah!
RockStarQueen206: Aragorn would be...
RockStarQueen206: Well, he knows how to work a sword ;-)
PatriotiChica: hehehehe
PatriotiChica: he was hot with the sword@!
RockStarQueen206: *drools*
PatriotiChica: but Legolas wasn't too shabby with his bow and arrows
PatriotiChica: but the sword is sexier to me
RockStarQueen206: Sword makes for innuendos lol
PatriotiChica: hehe yeah
PatriotiChica: for our dirty minds
RockStarQueen206: lol yes
RockStarQueen206: lmao three way
PatriotiChica: O:-)
RockStarQueen206: lmao that's great
PatriotiChica: hehe
PatriotiChica: i know
RockStarQueen206: Hm, so I would guess Aragorn would be the best lover in the world. lol
RockStarQueen206: Legolas would be romantic and sweet.
PatriotiChica: Aragorn would be like rorrrw
RockStarQueen206: lmao
PatriotiChica: OMG......werent' they just damn sexy when they were riding their horses?
PatriotiChica: THUDDDd
RockStarQueen206: lmao
RockStarQueen206: Didn't you just want to be the horses and have them ride you? LMAO
PatriotiChica: LOL! That's just as bad as me saying I want to have a three way with them!
PatriotiChica: But yeah!
RockStarQueen206: LOL
RockStarQueen206: O:-)
PatriotiChica: Pervin has corrupted us
RockStarQueen206: Yes, yes, I know.
RockStarQueen206: Oh well, it's okay. lol
RockStarQueen206: At least we're agreeing with each other LOL
PatriotiChica: yeah, they're legal
PatriotiChica: right
RockStarQueen206: Pervin just comes right out and says it
PatriotiChica: unlike some people who Pervin likes!
RockStarQueen206: And we sit there blinking at the computer in disgust.
RockStarQueen206: haha yeah
PatriotiChica: we don't go for fricking 12 year olds!
PatriotiChica: we go for real men!
PatriotiChica: and elves lol
RockStarQueen206: lol
RockStarQueen206: LMAO
PatriotiChica: is it elves or elfs?
RockStarQueen206: elves lol
RockStarQueen206: Look at my profile
PatriotiChica: k
PatriotiChica: LOL! I love it!
RockStarQueen206: lol
PatriotiChica: a quote from me!
RockStarQueen206: Whoo ho!
PatriotiChica: LOL...you should put that as your quote on the boards
RockStarQueen206: Your hobbit name is Delonna Hornblower
PatriotiChica: Hornblower? LMAO
PatriotiChica: Delonna's kinda of cool though
RockStarQueen206: lol yup
RockStarQueen206: Your elf name is
PatriotiChica: Mrs. Legolas
RockStarQueen206: Volinde (the e has the two dots about it)
PatriotiChica: ooh...cool
RockStarQueen206: Drawf name is Sissa
PatriotiChica: Sis!
PatriotiChica: LOL great
RockStarQueen206: lol
RockStarQueen206: And your human name is
RockStarQueen206: Aleathiel
PatriotiChica: ooh cool
RockStarQueen206: My dwarf name is Norka. lol
PatriotiChica: damn those are all cool names
PatriotiChica: Norka lol
RockStarQueen206: lol
RockStarQueen206: Hobbit name is Mavyan Puddifoot
RockStarQueen206: I like my elf name
RockStarQueen206: Fiwen
RockStarQueen206: Sounds like Arwen, Aragorn's girlfriend :-P
RockStarQueen206: And my human name is Brania
PatriotiChica: Actually I'm Aragorn's girlfriend, no, i'm his lovah
RockStarQueen206: growl lol
RockStarQueen206: I'm his mistress then. :-P
PatriotiChica: all right then
PatriotiChica: i'm Legolas's elf bitch
RockStarQueen206: lmao
PatriotiChica: hehe
RockStarQueen206: lmao, how funny does this sound
RockStarQueen206: "The tension was so thick you could cut it with a tension cutting device!"
PatriotiChica: LOL that's pretty funny
RockStarQueen206: lol the TV just said it
RockStarQueen206: I was like "Wuuuuh?"
PatriotiChica: lol odd
RockStarQueen206: Who is this mysterious man?
PatriotiChica: that my man!
RockStarQueen206: *drool*
RockStarQueen206: Got a big, uh, sword there, eh?
RockStarQueen206: So pretty!
PatriotiChica: hehe big sword
RockStarQueen206: lol
RockStarQueen206: I told you! Sword makes for lots of innuendos
PatriotiChica: he is so pretty
RockStarQueen206: Aren't guys so cute when they're confused?
RockStarQueen206: Holy crap, even the video game version is smouldering!
PatriotiChica: oh yeah! those look so real
RockStarQueen206: Holy crap. I'm going to have nightmares. Seriously.
PatriotiChica: uh oh do i wanna look?
RockStarQueen206: eh.. look at your own risk
PatriotiChica: uh what is it?
RockStarQueen206: An orc
RockStarQueen206: Scary lookin' thing.
PatriotiChica: eww
PatriotiChica: saw it
RockStarQueen206: isn't it disturbing?
PatriotiChica: yeah
RockStarQueen206: Brrr, cold.
RockStarQueen206: Need Aragorn and Legolas to come warm me up. ;-)
PatriotiChica: i'm cold too, so send at least one over to me!
RockStarQueen206: lol
RockStarQueen206: Hm...
RockStarQueen206: Are you in the mood for cute and playful or sexy and smouldering?
PatriotiChica: sexy and smouldering! groowwlwlll
RockStarQueen206: lol
RockStarQueen206: *sends Aragorn*
PatriotiChica: thanks!
RockStarQueen206: He's got his big sword ready for battle ;-) lmao
PatriotiChica: LMAO
PatriotiChica: miss dirty mind
RockStarQueen206: I'm LOVING the sword innuendos LOL
RockStarQueen206: Moi? No... c'mon, you are! You took it that way! I was simply meaning he's ready just incase the Orcs come along.
RockStarQueen206: :-D
PatriotiChica: aha...i see
PatriotiChica: hehe
RockStarQueen206: having fun with Aragorn? Keeping you all warm and toasty? lol
PatriotiChica: oh yes.....;-)
RockStarQueen206: :-D
RockStarQueen206: lol
RockStarQueen206: Legolas is talking in elvish. So pretty, so pretty. lol
PatriotiChica: LOL! I still think you should use your new profile quote for your board quote!
PatriotiChica: that would be hilarious
PatriotiChica: ooh elvish
RockStarQueen206: lol already done
RockStarQueen206: go look!
PatriotiChica: oh cool!
PatriotiChica: heheh you rock
RockStarQueen206: :-D
PatriotiChica: OMG that's hilarious lol
PatriotiChica: hehe i hope Mr. C sees it
RockStarQueen206: lol
PatriotiChica: he'll probably know we were referring to him when he sees the 12 year old part
RockStarQueen206: lol
PatriotiChica: OMG...Viggo was almost not cast as Aragorn
RockStarQueen206: =-O
PatriotiChica: they had some other guy planned, but luckily he got the part
RockStarQueen206: WHAT
RockStarQueen206: lol
RockStarQueen206: GOod
PatriotiChica: what a travesty
PatriotiChica: That would suck!
RockStarQueen206: I know!
RockStarQueen206: We'd be deprived of the sexxines
RockStarQueen206: s
PatriotiChica: hell yes
PatriotiChica: thank god they weren't
PatriotiChica: we
PatriotiChica: all of us
PatriotiChica: every single femal one the planet
PatriotiChica: hehe
RockStarQueen206: lol
RockStarQueen206: Well, I better get goin
RockStarQueen206: Gotta get up around 10-ish
RockStarQueen206: 1 hour trumpet lesson followed by a half hour guitar lesson tomorrow.
RockStarQueen206: Then I get to meet up with my little cousins. Joy.
PatriotiChica: all right
PatriotiChica: ttyl
RockStarQueen206: Hopefully someone from band will get a hold of me and save me and take me to a movie night or something
RockStarQueen206: lol
PatriotiChica: hehe
RockStarQueen206: Okie dokie, I'm off! Night, sweet dreams about your three way LOL
PatriotiChica: heheheh oh yes
PatriotiChica: sweet dreams to you too
RockStarQueen206: O:-)