One of my favorite websites, Television Without Pity (TWoP!) wrote this article in honor of the movie The Box in which they provide some pop culture dilemmas. I thought I would share my answers to anyone who cares!

( WWJD )

I've cleaned my room!

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Yep, here they are:

-Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon will get divorced.

- Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck will break up one week after they attend the Oscars together.

- Julia Roberts will announce she's pregnant in March. She and her husband get divorced in the summer. When Julia has her baby she's on the cover of PEOPLE or US and praised as a "Single, Working Mom."

- Pirate of the Caribbean will be a piece of crap movie (a movie based on a Disney ride? Huh?) and will be shunned by all the critics, but millions of people will see it for the Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom prettiness and for the fact that PotC is the coolest ride at Disney World
and Jerry Bruckheimer will once again go laughing all the way to the bank.

- Speaking of PotC, Jay Leno will make really lame jokes about it like, "Do you know what this movie is rated? It's rated arrrrr!" And "This movie is so popular you have to stand in line for three hours - just like the ride!"

- Jack Nicholson and Julianne Moore will win Oscars.

- Martin Scorceses will not win the Oscar, some "hack" director will, and Mr. Cricic will get mad. LOL.

- Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. will get divorced.

- Bob Hope and Ronald Reagan will die.

- American Idol 2 will suck so bad that it will never be aired again. (God, please let this one come true).

- Oh, and speaking of AI, nobody will remember Kelly Clarkson or Justin Funkyhairhead by the end of the summer.

- Sir Ian McKellan will run for President of the World. And win. (LOL, I didn't come up with this one. Somebody at FT's did, and it was just too darn funny, I had to put it in).

- Gwyneth Paltrow will go to the Oscars dressed in yet another scary costume, but be hailed as a fashion icon...again. (LOL, another one from FT - this was just too dang funny, and I predict it to happen as well).

- Britney Spear's new album will either fail miserable or will be the greatest album ever known to mankind.

- The fifth Harry Potter book will be out sometime in November or December, but nobody will care anymore because they're so sick of waiting! (Ahem, Miss Rowling!)

- There will be quite a shock when it is discovered that Gollum from The Two Towers wasn't a CGI charcter, but in fact, played by Calista Flockhart.

- Jennifer Aniston will become pregnant and when the baby is born it will be The Most Beautiful Baby The World Has Ever Seen In The History Of The World.

-Viggo Mortensen will be banned from ski resorts just because of fear that his smouldering hotness would melt the snow.

- Aaron Carter and Jamie Lynn Spears will start dating. (For publicity of course!)

- Aaron Carter will soon break up with JLS, and will soon start dating Emma Watson. Emma will move to the U.S. and become a Republican who loves Freddie Prinze Jr. movies. She will be in a movie directed by Michael Bay. She will also change her name to E-Wat. She'll also become best friends
with Hilary Duff and they will form a girlband called DreamStarz along with Aaron's ex, Jamie Lynn Spears. (LOL, thanks to my sis for helping me come up with that one!)

So it's 2003. Duh. I decided to give my journal a new look. I have different colors, different layout, a different emoticon (The kitty was cute, but love the stars!), and different picture. I changed it from the Ron/Hermione one to the animated hot one of Legolas. I couldn't find any animated ones of Aragorn, or else he would have been up there!

Here are my resolutions for 2003:

1. Read the LOTR trilogy before the third movie comes out. Read more in general.
2. Only drink one pop a day.
3. No more chocolate or candy.
4. Cut down time on the Net. Only post at KA, HB, and FT.
5. Get more excercise. Walk to the mailbox and clubhouse instead of driving. (But only when it's nice out).

woke up late, as usual. Well, it's not like I had nothing to do today. (Nothing important, anyway). I noticed that I still had my 2002 caldendar hanging on the wall, so I changed that. I woke up around 1:45 and read the first chapter of FOTR in bed. Frodo and Bilbo's birthday is September 22nd - three days after mine! I paid my rent and did my laundary. I also took my Christmas tree and almost felt sad about doing it! I kept a few of those shiny balls for Mac to play with. I came online and BunnyZ from the boards imed me to tell me that her friend thinks Aragorn is hotter than Legolas, LMAO. Right now I'm talking to Mandy, Rachel, and Lia all at once. I've never been more popular!

Well, I'll probably throw away the magazine after I'm done reading it, so I might as well record who made the list:

1. George W. Bush
Makes sense. He's our preident. The president is important, especially in a time like this.

2. The Osbornes
I understand. They're show is very popular. But I can never understand what the hell Ozzy is saying. Hehe, my mom thinks they look intelligent compared to Anna Nicole Smith and her show.

3. Halle Berry
Agree. She was the first black woman to win a best actress award. Well, I guess she's bi-racial, but still, good for her. Damn her. Why does she always have to look so beautiful?

4. Eminem
I'm probably like the only person in the world who doesn't get the whole Eminem fuss. Even my brother likes him. My freaking Republican brother! But I can see why he made the list. He is intriguing.

5. Martha Stewart
She got in that whole mess with her stocks or what not. I haven't been really following her story. I don't much care for her. I didn't know she was 61, unless that was a typo. She looks pretty good for 61.

6. George Clooney
Eh.

7. Nia Vardolas
Well, seeing she was in the surprise hit of the year, I'm not surprised.

8. Paul Burrell
He has something to do with the Royal Family, I really don't follow them. Ah, yes, he was the butler who stole items out of Princess Di's estate after she died.

9. Saddam Hussein
Go to hell you evil man!

10. Jennifer Aniston
About to become the world's most overexposed TV star anyday now. But I like her pants in this picture. Dear God in heaven, do they always have to mention that Brad Pitt is her husband everytime there's an article about her? We know that!

11. Pat Tillman
I have no idea who this guy is, but apparently he's an American hero. Pervin would hate him!

12. Britney Spears
What? The? Fuck?

13. Rosie O'Donnell
Okay, so she came out. Good for her. I still hate that Caroline Rhea show.

14. Winona Ryder
Poor dear, stealing all that stuff from a deparment store. Get some help, honey. She does have the prettiest eyes though. They remind me of a fawn.

15. Jimmy Carter
Okay. Whatever.

16. Julia Roberts
Mental note to PEOPLE: please stop kissing Miss Robert's ass. Thank you.

17. Charles Moose
Thank God they caught those snipers!

18. Serena Williams
Hmm, okay. At least Anna Kornacrackwhore didn't make the list.

19. Christpher Reeve
Ehh.

20. Phil McGaw
Gotta love those Philisms.

21. Chelsea Clinton
Again, whatever. I dont' look like her.

22. Jennifer Lopez
Oh, J-Lo, can't go without being on one of these magainzes. Oh no. (Like my rhyme?)

23. Alice Sebold
I want to read her book, The Lovely Bones. It sounds interesting. I know my mom has it, so I'll have to borrow it from her.

24. David Clohessy
Who?

25. Sarah Jessica Parker
Aww, she's cute. I like her. Sex and the City is a really funny show.

Now here are the people who made Entertainment Weekly's entertainers of the year:

1. Denzel Washington
I LURVE Denzel!

2. Tobey Maguire
Spider Man rocked!

3. The Osbournes
No surprise there.

4. Nia Vardalos
Yep, the girl from My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

5. Simon and Kelly
Go away, American Idol. Kelly, you're a good singer, but your new single sucks (not your fault)and I think Tamyra should have won. (The stupid American voting public's vault). Simon, you crack me up.

6. Eminem
Him? Again?!

7. Halle Berry
Looking pretty as always.

8. Garage Rock
Bands like The White Stripes, the Hives, and Strokes.

9. Norah Jones
She's a great singer/musician, but her songs bore me.

10. Mira Nair and Alfonso Cuaron
Hey, it's the guy who's going to direct the third Harry Potter movie! I don't know who she is - some actreses in Monsoon Wedding. I need to see that.

11. Jennifer Aniston
Ugh, her hair looks like shit in this picture! Never wear bangs again, Jen. :::skims through article::: yep, mention of Brad Pitt being her husband.

12. Michael Moore
Whatever, I didn't see his movie.

LOL, I told Mandy the 88 story and she loved it. We decided that we're gonna call Pervin an 88 from now on. She said that he'll probably think it's something sexual like 69. Haha, she's so right. He will.

Speaking of Pervin and pissing him off, I saw the funniest quote from somebody at IMBD: Emma Watson has no acting talent and I don't know if I'm seeing a human or a metronome when I'm watching her.
Bwahahahaha! Oh, that is classic. I tried to put it in my sig line at the boards, but it wouldn't fit and I don't want to change my sig. I luv my step surfing Legolas.